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April 05, 2009




Paragraph 1: “If it weren’t for us, you’d all be speaking GERMAN!” (Kevin Kline, “A Fish Called Wanda”)

Paragraph 2: “Okay, our economy is tanking and China holds our pursestrings, but we can still blow up or invade pretty much anybody if we feel like it, remember. But our intentions are always good."

Paragraph 3: “Read my lips: Not Bush.”

Paragraph 4: “US influence isn’t what it used to be, so now I have to make nice and ask for stuff. But don’t forget that I was hired to run an empire and shore up its foundations, not give it away.”

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