People who get "raptured" have a friend named Bart Centre in Seattle. When you get hoisted up in the wild blue yonder, he'll take care of your cat for $135--payable upfront of course, good for ten years. (Twenty bucks extra for each additional cat.)
His company is called Eternal Earth-bound Pets USA. He claims he has 250 clients. At $135 per, that's over $33,000.
No way I'd be raptured without my pets. If we learned one thing from Katrina, it's that the pets have to come on the bus, too.
Posted by: lillianjane | May 15, 2011 at 11:34 PM
Hi LJ, I'm not a real expert on rapture theology, such as it is, but I don't think cats get to come along.
Posted by: John Petty | May 16, 2011 at 09:30 AM
Ah, John, but this is where they mess up--how could it be heaven without animals?
Posted by: lillianjane | May 16, 2011 at 02:30 PM
That's not the only thing they mess up--not by a long shot.
Posted by: John Petty | May 17, 2011 at 04:11 PM